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Who is Uncle Doug? That's a fair question....

 
It's all about the Benjis

My resume says this:

Creative, multi-talented individual who excels in web design, proofreading/editing, research and programming. I have more than 20 years experience working with computers and in research, and 10 years in programming and web site design; I specialize in making the tools and benefits of technology accessible and understandable to users at all levels of technical expertise.

Well, that's a start. Some hyperbole, but you have to expect that when you're trying to get someone's attention.

 
 
 
Ain't he a handsome guy?

My eModeMatch profile says this:

How He's Different
I'm fiercely loyal and protective, and friendship is the center of my universe. I also know something about everything, without being arrogant about it. Usually.

Sounds like an interesting guy. Maybe a little arrogant.

 
 
 
eBay: the most expensive addiction?

My eBay feedback says this:

Fast payment, Fast response, Great Communication! Great person to deal with! A+

Aw, shucks, it weren't nothin'.

 
 
 
Transformation is the name of the game

My Landmark Education Advanced Course notebook says this:

I am the possibility of peace and communication.

Oh, okay. Got it.

 
 
 
The Might Zuzu

Zuzu says this:

Uncle Doug push me?

That's my favorite validation of all.

 
 
 
 

So who is Uncle Doug? All that, plus the other 99%. The important part of the answer for all of you out there in the world is that I'm human, I'm compassionate, and I'm a pretty damn good web and graphic designer who won't try to bilk you out of your hard-earned dollars. That being said, below I've included some links to various sites around the web that provide insight to my character (or not.) Welcome to my psyche, don't take anything too seriously, and please wipe your feet before entering.

 

  eMode - The Pointless Test King
 
The Ultimate Personality Test Observer
The Ultimate IQ Test 120-144
What Breed of Dog Are You? Basset Hound
The Values Test Loyal Rebel
What's Your Best Quality? Creative
What's Your Sense of Humor? Banter
The Ideal Sexual Partner Test Type 2
What's Your True Color? Black
The Celebrity Matchmaker Jennifer Aniston
Discover Your Sexual Personality Sigma
Who's Your Inner Rock Star? Sting
Finding Mr./Ms. Right Shy Realist
What Friend are You? Phoebe
Original Inkblot Test Curiosity
   
   
I will be struck down by a meteor!

How will you die? Take the Exotic Cause of Death Test



Which "Natural Wonder" are you?




Find out what kind of driver you are!

I am an adventure machine.

Which type of Car are you? Take the Auto Identity Test


Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?

See what Care Bear you are.

See what drug you are.
I am 48% evil.

I could go either way. I have sinned quite a bit but I still have a bit of room for error. My life is a tug of war between good and evil.

Are you evil? find out at Hilowitz.com


Strawberry: 30/100 Pear: 0/100 Banana: 30/100 Tomato: 10/100 Lemon: 25/100

Take the What Fruit Are You? test by Ellen and Aaron!


Which Computer Component Are you?



Which tarot card are you?

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